10 reviews
@sativasensi9.5I absolutely love some miracle alien cookies and this strain didn’t disappoint. on the inhale your hit with a smooth orange and sweet citrus flavor balanced by floral accents and a sweet, earthy finish on the exhale. It’s perfectly balanced fruity and earthy flavors. With a very nice head and body high it is perfect for a evening hanging out at home and getting chores done
@grob6.1This has definitely been my favorite farmer G concentrate so far. Didn’t give too much of a head high and would always get me up and going. Good overall taste and vaporization. Only problem would be the high is not necessarily too intense, so it does not last very long
I absolutely love some miracle alien cookies and this strain didn’t disappoint. on the inhale your hit with a smooth orange and sweet citrus flavor balanced by floral accents and a sweet, earthy finish on the exhale. It’s perfectly balanced fruity and earthy flavors. With a very nice head and body high it is perfect for a evening hanging out at home and getting chores done
This has definitely been my favorite farmer G concentrate so far. Didn’t give too much of a head high and would always get me up and going. Good overall taste and vaporization. Only problem would be the high is not necessarily too intense, so it does not last very long
Honestly was a bit disappointed with this strain. It gave me some pretty bad headaches without any backing of a body high at all. I’d smoke it for head ache relief from smoking it the last time tbh. Just not a good experience. Also the flavor is not Burgeresque at all. It had a weird chemically taste that wasn’t pleasant
Mid-level concentrate. Was a really good sativa-dominant strain that is really good for a pregame/ before doing anything social!
Oh I’m smacked. Like I’m gonna try to write my process out before I forget and doomscroll lol the smell? Funkyyyyy! This crumble batch is such a babe; easy to play with and customize, easy to measure into my proxy. Hits hard, taste of grape and funk filling my senses. Swallowing is a battle, I feel the bubbles in my chest wanting to be burped. Am I sat? Yes. I am about to load up call of duty while my eyes keep glazing. Learned about glizzys. Not great. Haha this is nice though, I wanna socialize and do stuff. I have heard to be careful with anything Ape so be aware 💃🔥thank god I took the photo beforehand ahahha I lost this battle omg
Farmer G: Horchata Indica Hybrid
Does it taste like horchata? AHAHAHAH no. But does it make you FEEL like you’re enjoying a cup of horchata on the couch, watching Kung Pow: Enter the fist? Yes!! Body is unwinding, brain is buzzing with the 🤭 . You feel good but I don’t think I wanna socialize because I keep giggling to myself ahahhaah this is a indica dominate hybrid; instead of making you wanna get up and go, you wanna unfold and let it all hang out
Rolling up before sleeving these decks for some magic this weekend. I got this as a sample from my bestie but after rolling it up a few times, I had to commit and buy a bag. It’s giving something that’ll improve my creativity with motion. I wanna be doing something productive while my back and cramps don’t lock me in bed all day. I know TMI but I’m being real. This slaps me into content mode. Again; I’m an indica girly but it never hurts to try new things and I’m glad I did. She’s rolled in a cone; California cream from king palm 🤍💨
Always welcome to trying new things; my bestie got me this flower and in small doses, it’s really a nice pick me up to get me to focus on cleaning and errands for a good 2hrs before I notice it’s a bit too much for my head. I didn’t care for the red velvet kingpalm but they still have amazing choices for flavors. It helps me stay numb for a little while but nothing extravagant ofc
I’ve rolled this a few times and can honestly say, it’s like finding that dreamy cloud with the bed in the center from animal crossing. You just wanna lay down, tuck in and possibly play some classics like Zelda or dragon quest. You know what I mean? Like a low slow paced game but the action perks you up? I just smoked this so I feel my eyebrows pulling down but I know I won’t pass out. Very earthy taste, I rolled it in blazy Susan carbon filter cone so the burn was smooth and I loved that it evened itself out in this crazy wind 💨 I’d buy again and put it in a king next time 🍃💚💅💤 aftertaste isn’t hitting tho lol 😝
