One of the few times I actually got into a fistfight—right after we’d all smoked. These kids stepped up like, “Yo... you smell good. We want some.” We told them, “There’s nothing left.” Next thing you know, everyone’s swinging. One kid comes straight for me. I land two, he lands two. I go for a big shot, slip, and end up flat on my back. I’m staring up at him, and he yells, “CURB STOMP!” As he lifts his foot, I just react—I grab him by the dick and balls and twist, pulling him down with me. The second he yelled “curb stomp,” the whole fight basically paused—everyone started watching. Then my friend yells, “BY THE BALLS, MAAAAAN!” At that point, people rushed in to break it up and pry my hand off him 😂 They got out of there fast, and we never saw those kids again.
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